Crotch Tingles 

The Downstairs Tingly sensation you get when someone says dirty things to you.

So, I got a major case of the crotch tingles when Nelson said he'd frisk me.

Crotch Tingles by I put the T&A in Tax January 13, 2009

crotch sap 

The foul, sticky condition in the genital region resulting from sweating for an extended period of time without cleaning.

Morpheus: "I was unable to shower for two hours after exercising last night and found myself with a formidable case of crotch sap."

Cornelius: "Bro...No..."

crotch sap by Eclass Bentz November 6, 2011

Crotch whistle

Applying tampons when queefing

Onee. my girlfriend crotch whistled while applying a tampon

Crotch whistle by Ajobcg April 5, 2021

Crotch Awning 

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.

Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!

Crotch Awning by newyorkkk November 29, 2011

crotch throb 

The involuntary pulse and/or muscle spasm in the vagina that occurs when a woman is in need of some penal penetration.

oh girl, I haven't had sex in three years and i think i caught a case of crotch throb.

crotch throb by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

Crotch Maven 

A person, male or female, who is an expert in matters pertaining to the genital region of the human body, particularly regarding sexual concerns. Can be used in a derogatory fashion or to compliment sexual prowess.

From Pavement's "Here":

"Let's spend our last

Quarter stance randomly

Go down to the outlet once again

Painted portrait of minions and slaves

Crotch mavens and one night plays

Are they the only ones who laugh "

Crotch Maven by summerbabe33 October 30, 2011

crotch floss 

(n.) a towel (or other piece of material such as an article of clothing left in the bathroom by a roomie or sibling) purpose-dedicated to drying the area between one's genitals and rectum and the rectum itself (also the region between the scrotum and the thigh). The towel is grasped in one hand in front of the body, and one hand behind and pulled back and forth vigorously, as if flossing one's teeth, but on a larger and smellier scale.

(v.) to floss one's crotch, using a towel as described above. Telltale evidence is usually left on a towel used for crotch flossing: brown skid marks.

Doug used Jane's tanktop as crotch floss, since she insists upon leaving her clothing on the bathroom floor.

crotch floss by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009