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( on-ING ) a structure that is fastened to the building and made of cloth canvas to protect houses from the sun or rain.
There's an awning on the house.
awning by JulianDB January 11, 2017
Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.
Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.
Awning by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Fat Awning 

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair
You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!
Fat Awning by W. Steele January 4, 2018

Crotch Awning 

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.
Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!
Crotch Awning by newyorkkk November 29, 2011

cunt awning 

A layer of flab hanging over the "cuntal" region.
Hey, check out that chicks cunt awning!
Eww! total muffin top!
cunt awning by Stew Pidaso December 3, 2007

mouth awning

An excessively long mustache, especially with great arc.
"When it rains, I seek shelter under my boyfriend's mouth awning."
mouth awning by AngieTheDrunk January 6, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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