Awning

Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.

My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis.

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

awning

( on-ING ) a structure that is fastened to the building and made of cloth canvas to protect houses from the sun or rain.

There's an awning on the house.

by JulianDB January 11, 2017

Awning

Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Fat Awning

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!

by W. Steele January 4, 2018

Crotch Awning

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.

Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!

by newyorkkk November 29, 2011

cunt awning

A layer of flab hanging over the "cuntal" region.

Hey, check out that chicks cunt awning!
Eww! total muffin top!

by Stew Pidaso December 3, 2007

mouth awning

An excessively long mustache, especially with great arc.

"When it rains, I seek shelter under my boyfriend's mouth awning."

by AngieTheDrunk January 6, 2010