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Cum Canister

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.
by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008
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Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
Storming of the US Capitol.
by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021
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Woke Capitalism

An arrogant, pretentious and self-righteous approach to critical social issues that immediately vaporizes when doing so conflicts with your financial interests.
"Yes, we all do have freedom of speech, but at times there are negative financial ramifications that can happen when you're not thinking about other people’s wallets and you're only thinking about yourself."

“Yah, that dude wasn't edumacated on the situation at hand and it cost me some serious bank.”
“He apparently didn’t get the memo on woke capitalism.”
by Reluctant Adult November 3, 2019
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Capital Dump

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.
Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.
by ugfest January 12, 2007
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capitommunist

A person who thinks thinks communists had it right secretly but also don't want to be frowned upon by most modern societies.
You are such a capitommunist for loving America and China
by Uber Alles November 15, 2009
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Calista

A crazy girl with a weird personality!

Her name is Greek in greek it means "Most Beautiful"

IF you have a Calista hold onto her because you will never want to let her go
Friend: "Hey Calista"

Calista: "HEY!!! FRIEND!!!!"
by A cool buddy May 12, 2019
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Capitalhippie

People who don’t care about money, but have money.
Look at this dirty guy with sandals, I heard he is a VC, such a Capitalhippie.
by ShashkoHagever June 15, 2019
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