cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

cockband

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch

Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.

by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003

Cockbeans

Testicles. Enough said.

Shut up, or I'm going to kick you in the Cockbeans!

by Jason July 16, 2008

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

Cockblocktopus

A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.

He was such a cockblocktopus last night every girl in the bar left early.

by Freddy Stiggers September 9, 2011

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003