windy wolf tits 

tits that howl when they blow in the wind.

-"look at her tits blowing in the wind. ...and listen... they're howling!"

-"nice she has windy wolf tits."

windy wolf tits by treeofshit December 5, 2009

Free Range Titties 

A woman who wears a see through top at the shooting range throwing off other shooters' aim

Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an AR-15 pistol at the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".

Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.

Free Range Titties by Mil3Druid3 November 24, 2014

table tits 

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

table tits by November5 September 22, 2006

Titi 

Filipino bread legend that doesnt melt. Super delicious that all of boys can eat. So fluffy with a brown topping and its more delicious when its more bigger and firm. It is better to eat at night and when in a dark place.

Nonoy: Can i eat your titi?
Nenechicanauno: COME TO PAPA!!!

Titi by Mckoy Palabakoy August 10, 2014

titcow 

1. Derogatory name for a girl defined by her large natural breasts and slutty behavior. She often refers to them as "the twins", habitually works her freakish bra size into casual conversation, and has perfected the art of complaining about the size of her chest while simultaneously bragging about it and making it the center of attention. Feeds on the stares of men like some kind of vampire. So-named because her boobs look like a cow's udders, and because she lets men use her body like that of a pleasure-giving barnyard animal. Has been titfucked so many times that an actual pearl necklace has formed around her neck.
2. Nickname given to the actress Christina Hendricks by the web community 4chan.

Check out that titcow's cleavage.
That's what she wants. Don't stare and out of neglect she'll probably ask you to stick your cock in it and jizz down her tummy.

titcow by JasperDee August 18, 2010

as useless as tits on a bull 

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

as useless as tits on a bull by Tom Love February 2, 2007

titfuck blowjob 

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.

Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!

titfuck blowjob by AJAW July 14, 2004