titcow

1. Derogatory name for a girl defined by her large natural breasts and slutty behavior. She often refers to them as "the twins", habitually works her freakish bra size into casual conversation, and has perfected the art of complaining about the size of her chest while simultaneously bragging about it and making it the center of attention. Feeds on the stares of men like some kind of vampire. So-named because her boobs look like a cow's udders, and because she lets men use her body like that of a pleasure-giving barnyard animal. Has been titfucked so many times that an actual pearl necklace has formed around her neck.
2. Nickname given to the actress Christina Hendricks by the web community 4chan.

Check out that titcow's cleavage.
That's what she wants. Don't stare and out of neglect she'll probably ask you to stick your cock in it and jizz down her tummy.

by JasperDee August 18, 2010

TITCOMM

Abb. for "Twitch In The Corner Of My Mouth"
To be used in forums, comments, etc.
Because you never really laugh out loud.

Example:
Above post: "blahablablaa, half decent pun..."

You: "TITCOMM"

by TheDaninator January 22, 2011

Tittow

An exclaimitory phrase referring to a female well endowed in the chesticle region or who expresses an excessive amount of attractivness

Oooh, there's Amanda. TITTOW!!!!

by Lancey G April 19, 2006

titcockbum

a traditional african name

hi titcockbum want some aids

by penis bumbum poopypants March 26, 2010

Titcock

A shitty app which everyone is hoop on

Honey, im making a titcock, gtfo of my room

by Nigafaghggggggot January 18, 2020

Titcomb

Generally acts like a vagina and is scared of speaking up, or else get "in trouble".

Often has a protoge, known as "little titties".

Dude, don't be such a Titcomb!

by I'm a tumor February 22, 2011

titlow

Tall pale skinned individuals customarily having random access to all manner of pirated movies, child pornography and your bedroom window.

Titlow always comes through when I need my fix of kiddie porn.

Person A: "AHHHHH!" Someone was peering in my bedroom window.
Person B: Relax man! It was Titlow.

by Bored on a Saturday December 12, 2010