shmiget

an extremely small midget often mistaken for as a freak of nature who looks like a tyke but has the face of a 70 year old man and when you see him it will usually be at a festival from a tribe of dancing unicorns in the night of which the world will end

Did that fucking shmiget attack my wife who was just about to get ass fucked from behind

by goboomfyourself July 18, 2007

Shmiggity

Slang for cigarette. When you are out of cigarettes and you need to bum one off of someone, call it a shmiggity and they will be more likely ot give you one.

"Hey can I get a shmiggity," said the drunk beach bum, pointing at his friend's pack of cigarettes.

by werfth July 28, 2004

Shmegegie

A thing that is located anywhere.

Paper, computer, phone, hat

by Anonymous November 19, 2003

shmegdorf

A worthless fat dork dweeb that smells of Ben-Gay, and has a ring of black smelly crud in the creases of his neck

look at that Fat Fuck--- god damn he's such a smegdorf.

by Jimminy Chris February 3, 2005

shmigro

a smuck-negro. very difficult to differenciate between regular negros and shmigros.

too bad americas jammed packed full of shmigros.

by ransom May 13, 2005

shmegglie

an adjective meaning that something is appealing or attractive in some way.

That fugly sweater is not shmegglie.

by Libbie December 31, 2006

Shmeegul

Someone that is a wimp. James Cruddis is an example if you know him. Someone that wont do something that is not scary because they are scared.

Rid : " Howhere Jimmy man! "
Jimmy : " Nar man "
Rid : " Your a right shmeegul u like "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008