shmiget 

an extremely small midget often mistaken for as a freak of nature who looks like a tyke but has the face of a 70 year old man and when you see him it will usually be at a festival from a tribe of dancing unicorns in the night of which the world will end

Did that fucking shmiget attack my wife who was just about to get ass fucked from behind

shmiget by goboomfyourself July 18, 2007

Shmigee 

The most fierce minecraft warrior.... legend has it when you see shmigee you are as good as dead
he uses his diggy shmigee fart chopator and devastates his opponents

Inapplicable: i just died to shmigee

Shmigee by squidmans November 14, 2018

Shigetora 

Shitgetora, otherwise known as Cookiezi, nathan on osu, or Chocomint, was a Japanese (originally korean) osu! legend, known for getting 727 pp twice from Blue Zenith, once with Hard Rock and the next time with Hidden and Hard Rock.

"Shigetora is an osu! legend."

Shigetora by zoro_me February 1, 2021

shniget 

Is a piece of dried feces that has entangled its self in the fur of an animal, usually located in the ass region. Not to be confused with a Wilnot or a Dingle Berry as a shniget is generally associated with animals and can also appear in other fur covered areas outside the ass region.
Word Origin: Early 1980s, Oyama, British Columbia, Canada.

"Get the scissors honey, the damn dog has another shniget attached to it's ass"

shniget by Spanky the bald assed wonder monkey April 8, 2008

shigetora 

Probably if not the best osu!standard player of all time.
AKA Cookiezi / nathan on osu

He is known for his scores:

FDFD first 800pp play ever.
Blue Zenith 727pp meme
Remote Control, relaxing spin at the end and still taking #1
DADADADADADADADADADADADA first pass with HD

Nowadays he doesn't really play any ranked maps since he thinks the current PP system sucks balls because it only rewards the TV-size maps farmers and shitty sotarks maps.

Shige has never spoken on camera / streams until July 29th when he revealed his voice on Sotarks stream while pointing to sotarks and speaking the following words: "His map sucks, don't play it".

Karthy: Dude i passed Freedom Dive with HDHR!
Doomsday: With shigetora acc or some mediocre acc like u usually have?
Karthy: Argh shut up you washed up loser, go lick WWW's balls!

shigetora by Biinny's Brewhouse July 31, 2019

Shmigity 

Being high, or blazed.

Dudee, I got mad shmigity in Brooklyn last weekend. It was amazing!

Shmigity by EmAy-Shmigity-Ef August 11, 2009

shmidget 

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

shmidget by star bar December 8, 2011