Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.

That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!

Dick Soccer by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014

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dick length of snow

Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.

We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.

dick length of snow by Dani Dangerously 007 March 3, 2015

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dick tour

After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.

"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.

dick tour by LissaLee July 22, 2015

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Dick Czar

Bigger cock blocking best friend of slutty white girls. Queen cock block.

Her cock block game so tight she must be the "Dick Czar".

Dick Czar by Blindskate August 16, 2015

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Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

Dick Gurney by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

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Dick minutes

Time spent balls deep.

We spent 8 hours together, but I only logged about 22 dick minutes.

Dick minutes by Dickminutes24/7 November 20, 2015

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Dick Move

When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.

Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.

Dick Move by vudukungfu December 22, 2015

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