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Wife Beater Car 

When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".

The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D
Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..

Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"
Wife Beater Car by B-ret =D July 27, 2009
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Date Rape Car

A vehicle commonly used for "trolling" or picking up potential date rape victims. A date rape car should be a large, rear wheel drive American sedan with a bench seat in the front and rear. If at all possible the passenger side power window should be operational. The best way to utilize a date rape car is to pull up next to a casual aquantance and offer them a ride in a somewhat asserive manner.
1983 Ford LTD Crown Victoria aka Date Rape Car pulls up quickly at a bus stop with a potential victim waiting for a bus.

Driver- "get in the CAR!"
Victim-"Hey, aren't you John?"
Driver-"No that's not me, now get in the CAR. Get in!!!"
Victim walks away, car peels away from bus stop with the driver shouting " just get in, it's dark out, I'll give you a ride to the mall..."
Date Rape Car by anachronism1977 October 27, 2009
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muscle car 

A muscle car is any vehicle, typically from the 1940s-1970s that follows one basic formula: a mid-sized or compact car with a larger motor than nessicary to motivate the car. There are many misconceptions about the muscle car, very typically seen in this day and age. among them:
-muscle cars are not, in fact, only from the narrow period between approximatly 1965-1971.
-the typical muscle car was made for no other purpose than going very fast in a straight line. short of spending a fortune in upgrades, a muscle car will NOT pull .8 G's on the skidpad, put down any notable numbers on the slalom or figure 8, or achieve anything but a fast ET.
-assuming muscle cars can easily romp so-called "import cars". in 9 out of 10 cases, a muscle car will easily be outdone by all tests by a new car except possibly the quarter mile. This is NOT because the muscle cars are slow, inefficent, or any other nonsense. the simple fact is, these cars are fossils, some over 40 years old. technology has made many leaps and bounds in those last 40 years, so it would be shameful if a new car could not beat a muscle car.
-All in all, muscle cars are very cool cars, that in my personal opinion, look better than many of the new cars today. the mythos surrounding them today does nothing more than slander them, and even further skyrocket thier price, which is CERTAINLY not nessicary. so please people, only view them for what they are: cool, old, quarter mile stormers.
poor little uninformed person #1: YO MAN, MY '70 CHEVELLE WITH A HYDRA-MATIC AND A 350 WILL KICK THAT STI's ASS!!!
friend: dont embarress yourself man. even with a top-of-the-line muscle car, such as a 427 cobra jet mustang with a 4 speed, youd still get thrashed. hes got almost 40 years of high tech on you. just be content that your car looks a hell of a lot better than his little anonymous little box, no matter how many LEDs or plastic bits he puts on it.
muscle car by Toronado13 October 17, 2006

the headlight car game 

Padiddle, a game played when driving at night with a group of people. Someone sees a car with a headlight out and calls "Padiddle!!" Then gets to choose someone in the car that had to remove a piece of clothing.
The headlight car game. Padiddle, Sara take off your shirt!
the headlight car game by tinyduke November 27, 2013

To clown car it 

When you cram more people in a car than are leagally supposed to be based on seatbelt regulations. This can include people sitting on laps, being locked in the trunk, laying on top of eachother, crammed in so tight that you can't move or your face is pressed up against the window.
It was a rainy day and we needed a ride to the coffee shop so Olivia let us clown car it. Olivia drove, Azelea sat in the passanger seat with Shorty on top of her, Daniel, Mindy, Eric, and about five backpacks were in the back, and Alix was in the trunk with the rest of the backpacks. I jumped in on top of Daniel and Eric and got a little closer to them than I had ever wanted to. The windows were so steamed that the three cops who drove by wouldn't have been able to tell that there were many people in the car at all. We totally clown carred it.
To clown car it by silent17 September 5, 2005

Yellow Car Game 

A game that is played in a car in which the object is to spot a yellow car, yell "Yellow Car", and the last person to hit the roof with their hand must remove an article of clothing.

Rules:
1.) Your occupied car must be started and traveling.
2.) Service vehicles do not count as yellow cars
ex. buses, taxis, tow trucks, ect.
3.) Socks, shoes, and hats do not count as clothing.
4.) The game begins when the car is started and ends when the car is parked and shut off.
5.) In the situation that someone falsey calls a yellow car and hits the roof the person must strip down bare.
6.) A car can only be called once. Calling the same car will be considered a "false call"
7.) The person who must remove an article of clothing has the choice of which article to remove.
Person 1: "YELLOW CAR!!" (hits roof)
Person 2 & 3: (Hits roof)
Person 4: "DAMN!!"
Person 1: "Lose the pants."
Person 4: "Damn Yellow Car Game."

chump car 

Dried up carcass of the CART series.
chump car by Spicooli December 24, 2007