House key 

1. Key used to enter your home
2. Another name for a 'penis'

'Ohhh, ---- I want your house key!'
'What a big house key you have!'
'I want you to enter my house with your house key.. ;]'

House key by k79 July 16, 2008

houseblinging

To overdecorate the exterior of one's place of residence with ludicrous numbers of fairy lights, inflatable santas and snowmen, flashing Santa's sleighs etc., to the point where one becomes the object of ridicule for one's neighbours and also runs up an enormous electricity bill.

"I see Jeff down the road is houseblinging again this Christmas".

"That guy by the crossroads has more lights than the Griswolds in 'Christmas Vacation', and that was houseblinging to die for."

houseblinging by eighthofseven November 7, 2007

House Moment 

The epiphany you get when someone you're talking to happens to say something that jars your brain into solving the current,most important problem in your life.

A: What happened to Tess? She just stormed away.

B: Oh, we were talking and she had a House Moment so she went to confront her husband about it.

House Moment by H Houdini December 3, 2009

Houseband 

A male version of housewife.

He was a houseband to his wife and three children.

Houseband by gsanta August 9, 2012

House of Tards

The entire Trump administration

I can't wait to watch the inevitable Netflix series, House of Tards.

House of Tards by rayxtime October 25, 2017

dime house 

a house where drugs are sold. usually in lower income neighborhoods. this word originated from TEXAS!

im gonna drop by the dime house and pick me up a dub.

dime house by beamoner July 5, 2006

Shit House Fucked Up 

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

Shit House Fucked Up by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008