houseband 

The male equivelant to housewife. In this case, a houseband stays at home and takes care of the kids while the wife works.

While claire works her ass off at work, Jimmy drinks beer while watching t.v. with his kids. Jimmy is obviously a houseband.

houseband by Lie_Detector_411 September 2, 2010

Houseband 

A male version of housewife.

He was a houseband to his wife and three children.

Houseband by gsanta August 9, 2012

houseband 

A term derived from the word "housewife" and "husband" used to describe an unemployed boyfriend/fiancé/husband who stays at home and does hosewife kinda stuff.

Dude1: Hey, bro. Wanna join me at the bar for a drink or five?

Dude2: na, bro. I can't. Don't you remember? I'm a houseband. I have chores to do.

houseband by Dekrepit90 February 13, 2015

Houseband 

Noun. The male version of a housewife. Mostly common in heterosexual relationships where str8 men don’t carry their weight but ideally used in reference to gay relationships.

I’m a houseband shopping in Dubai.

Houseband by FredekaStar March 16, 2019

sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.

Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.

sports husband by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

Ineffable husbands

The ship name between Crowley and Aziraphale from the book and Amazon Prime show, “Good Omens.”

“The ineffable husbands may not say it but they definitely love each other”

“Ineffable husbands are actually canon”

Ineffable husbands by Panicking!AtTheBathroom July 14, 2019

Husbandosexual 

Be attracted to and only to boys from anime cartoons.

Person 1: Bruh I never feel sexual attraction to anyone except todoroki
Person 2: Your husbandosexual :)

Husbandosexual by shotoswaifu March 4, 2020