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Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.
3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.
by Mitpal December 18, 2018
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Queen Clam

Queen Clam, also known as Savannah Alexander, is a furry that is a teacher. She is apperently christian and supoorts everything about christianity, but its questionable. SHe also goes by Princess Oyster, but thats her street name.
Student: Yo Ms. A, can I get an extention on the assignment ?
(Queen Clam)Ms A: NO YOU MAY NOT
Student: Ok Queen Clam
Ms.A: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?
by urmom.oclock February 18, 2025
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Clam-sliver

My husband lifted my tight skirt and exposed my Clam-sliver.
by Pinky09 February 20, 2024
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Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.
“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “
by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023
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Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot March 7, 2012
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Clam Tongue

When a woman's Labia Minora sticks out past the Labia Majora, kind of popping out like 👅. This kind of resembles a clam sticking out its tongue.
A: Ummm what's that hanging from her coochie?!?
B: What, oh that?!? Yeah she's got that Clam Tongue
by crazymimoob June 6, 2024
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Clam-Jam

To take some clams, and jam them.
This tune has a great start, it really clam-jam’s.
by Avenger2.0 September 30, 2022
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