Clamvoyant 

Something very clever, almost too clever. Can also refer to something witty.

Andrew the Watermelon: Why don't we just run away and get married?

Taylyn the Cantaloupe: I'm sorry...but I cantaloupe.

Gary: Wow....that was VERY clamvoyant.

Clamvoyant by Jack19728 April 1, 2013

clamshail 

A descriptive tool used to describe someone's lack of opened mindedness tords any thought or subject that makes them seem or fell uncomfortable

I switched my phone to clamshail so I didn't have to deal with all of that B-S.

clamshail by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020

bearded clamshell 

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

bearded clamshell by mt1 June 29, 2006

clamslap 

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty pussy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.

"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"

clamslap by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

Clamsplosion 

When a woman has a violent start to her period and menstrual fluid explodes from her vagina

Margaret was very lucky she had tampons in her purse or she never would've survived this month's Clamsplosion

Clamsplosion by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

Tit Clammer

The action of black people putting clams in inappropriate places and hitting people with their tits.

That black boy was being an angry tit clammer.

Tit Clammer by Biznitchhh3 September 12, 2011

clamshell anus 

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.

He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.

clamshell anus by wiginpen February 15, 2004