Clamvoyant

Something very clever, almost too clever. Can also refer to something witty.

Andrew the Watermelon: Why don't we just run away and get married?

Taylyn the Cantaloupe: I'm sorry...but I cantaloupe.

Gary: Wow....that was VERY clamvoyant.

by Jack19728 April 1, 2013

Clamvoyant

When a person knows they are going to have oral sex with a women, way ahead of time.

I'm going out tonight with this new woman, and I know the date will go well because I'm clamvoyant

by Jersey Mike August 24, 2025

Clairvoyant

clairvoyant Is a person with the ability to see events, people or places in the future, a supernatural gift beyond normal sensory. Being able to see using the third eye or minds inner eye. Other names are including but not limited to psychic, medium, fortune teller, telepathic, second sighted.

The fortune teller was so clairvoyant that it scared me, she knew all the secrets I was kidding from my wife/husband.

by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016

Color Clairvoyant

Someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it.

Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.

by marlasinger February 1, 2007

Clairvoyant

1. A Person who can tell the future
2. A Person who can tell future events without using their senses.

Alice Cullen from Twilight has clairvoyant abilities.

by gymxlissy June 15, 2012

Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.

"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"

by Robert Deagle January 11, 2009

Urban Clairvoyant

A psychic & clairvoyant that does not buy into the stereotypes of a typical psychic. No crystal balls or fake persona. A spiritual coach that provides insight through reading energy while providing life tools through energetic means.

She's the real deal, a true Urban Clairvoyant
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!

by sexy intuite September 22, 2011