Clamvoyant

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Something very clever, almost too clever. Can also refer to something witty.

Andrew the Watermelon: Why don't we just run away and get married?

Taylyn the Cantaloupe: I'm sorry...but I cantaloupe.

Gary: Wow....that was VERY clamvoyant.

Clamvoyant by Jack19728 April 1, 2013

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Clamvoyant

When a person knows they are going to have oral sex with a women, way ahead of time.

I'm going out tonight with this new woman, and I know the date will go well because I'm clamvoyant

Clamvoyant by Jersey Mike August 24, 2025

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Clairvoyant

clairvoyant Is a person with the ability to see events, people or places in the future, a supernatural gift beyond normal sensory. Being able to see using the third eye or minds inner eye. Other names are including but not limited to psychic, medium, fortune teller, telepathic, second sighted.

The fortune teller was so clairvoyant that it scared me, she knew all the secrets I was kidding from my wife/husband.

Clairvoyant by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016

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Color Clairvoyant

Someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it.

Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.

Color Clairvoyant by marlasinger February 1, 2007

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Clairvoyant

1. A Person who can tell the future
2. A Person who can tell future events without using their senses.

Alice Cullen from Twilight has clairvoyant abilities.

Clairvoyant by gymxlissy June 15, 2012

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Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.

"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"

Clairvoyant Space Brain by Robert Deagle January 11, 2009

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Urban Clairvoyant

A psychic & clairvoyant that does not buy into the stereotypes of a typical psychic. No crystal balls or fake persona. A spiritual coach that provides insight through reading energy while providing life tools through energetic means.

She's the real deal, a true Urban Clairvoyant
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!

Urban Clairvoyant by sexy intuite September 22, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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