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clamslap 

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty pussy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.
"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"
clamslap by Clamsteak March 4, 2011
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Clamlapper

One who enjoys the fine art of devouring some tasty tuna. Props to the late, great Bill Hicks for this one.
Are you familiar with the video series Clamlappers 1-50?
Clamlapper by onenut March 5, 2003

Brazillian Clam Slap 

When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.
When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.

Clamslammer 

A word used to describe the dong
Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
Clamslammer by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Clamflap 

(Verb) The female version of teabag.
Oh man, that girl owned you so hard that she's clamflapping you!
Clamflap by PricklyPorcupine July 10, 2010

California clam slap 

Credit goes to the California Clam Slap Connoisseur himself: Mr. B. Fluke of Escondido, California.

When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.
I was so hammered last night I pulled a California Clam Slap on that wicked ugly prostitue from behind the sevy.

clamscaping 

pubic grooming for women. the art of shaving or trimming female pubes for a pleasing aesthetic effect.
Man, I went down on this chick last night, and she had some awesome clamscaping going on. Smooth as silk, but with a cute maple leaf-shaped tuft above her clit....sweet!
clamscaping by DaRob August 23, 2007
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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