Cantaloupe 

Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.

Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....

Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!

Her: These rocks are pointy.....

Cantaloupe by NotAGoatScrewer February 12, 2018

Cantaloupe 

A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.

'May I please have a cantaloupe?'

Cantaloupe by Cantaloupes4Ever June 13, 2017

cantaloupe 

a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior

"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"

cantaloupe by Kaity N July 18, 2005

cantaloupe 

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

cantaloupe by joshua estell August 3, 2006

cantaloupe 

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

cantaloupe by Tybalt D October 17, 2008

cantaloupe 

when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.

(cant-elope)

Ha Ha Ha

my friends parents cantaloupe.

cantaloupe by guitar tab May 4, 2011

cantaloupe 

orange, c-shaped fruit.

Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.

cantaloupe by Meimay February 23, 2008