John F. Kennedy 

Assassinated By The United States Government Due to his power of bringing Civil Rights and Equality To Every Race.

Lee Harvey Oswald Clamined to killed him which he didn't and when he said he didn't, The Government got a Hitman to kill him. Lee Harvey Oswald was killed by Jack Ruby by the government because he spoiled the plan in which he was going to get the death penalty anyways because the government staged and framed the killing of the shooting. Lee Harvey Oswald Clamied he didn't killed JFK, The government gotten Jack Ruby to kill him due to he said he didn't kill JFK And it would bring alot of Publicity to the government. We are so brainwashed by the government in which they killed JFK.
Government has no life.

"Hey, We made an accomplishment, We've killed John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Sent Aids into Africa set up 9/11 to go to Iraq for the oil, this is quite an accomplishment!

John F. Kennedy by JFKIsLegend March 17, 2008

John Paul Jones 

The father of the American navy and America's first sea-faring hero. Rarely confused with his well-known namesake, the bassist of the band Led Zeppelin.

John Paul Jones has not yet begun to fight.

John Paul Jones by kt_mcq January 12, 2009

john holmes 

porn star

big penis; 13.5 inches

ugly

its a john holmes film!

john holmes by porn star May 3, 2004

John Baldacci 

The governor of the state of Maine whom has made a big discrace of this state which has been a pure state since the constitution was written and now this state is being bastardized. Now Legalizing gay marrige in this state along with other disgrace we will not mention.

Hey geuss what they legalized gay marriage today.

that freaking John Baldacci what next devill worship in school?

John Baldacci by [e-mail] May 13, 2009

John Cena 

A WWE superstar and rapper who has been WWE has been both the United States and WWE Champion. He has worked with the WWE for four years when he made his debut in 2002. In 2003, John Cena had a heel character where he used to where a chain to beat people with, freestyles at people, and had alot of fans behind him then they do now. People missed that John Cena, but now people have turned his back on him and now has become ridiculously hated by a lot of them. Cena is being booked by the WWE as superman seeing as how he wins alot of matches and hardly gets a beatdown after it is all said and done. When he gets ready to end a match he uses what people like to call, "The Five Moves of Doom" on his opponents to get the job done. Punches/Clotheslines, Shoulder block, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Spinning Sidewalk Slam, FU, and most of the time the STFU. He is pretty popular with the kids and female fans, but there are also men out there who also get up on their feet to cheer for him when his music hits or when he's in the ring. He is also considered to be future of the company and everyweek he hosts a show on WWE.com called "Five Questions With The Champ" or just plain old "Five Questions" when he doesn't have the belt.

John Cena has to much pressure on him from fans, but he doesn't give a damn.

John Cena stands for Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.

John Cena by Dynamite Slam July 10, 2006

john shitcock 

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

john shitcock by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

john ritter 

Best actor in the whole world and my idol. I'll always miss you John

John ritter ROCKS!

john ritter by jessica ferguson April 14, 2004