shitcock 

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

shitcock by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

Shitcock 

Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!

Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"

Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"

Shitcock by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011

shitcock 

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

shitcock by matt November 13, 2003

shitcock 

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.

tony blair is a shitcock

shitcock by N.Magic May 7, 2005

shitcock 

A cock fresh out of someone or somethings ass.

Yeah so I look down and she's blowing my shitcock. No lie!

shitcock by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003

shitcock 

when you take a shit and accidently shit on your cock

Last time I took a shit I got a huge shitcock.

shitcock by john master January 15, 2008

Shitcock 

Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.

(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars

Shitcock by Timmah July 29, 2004