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john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019
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Nov 23 Word of the Day
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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