Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating while masturbating

"Oh man, I had no idea what is should do so I ended up procrasturbating."

by TheRealCptnWonton June 3, 2018

Procrasturbating

When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.

I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?

by captain spicyweiner August 19, 2017

Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)

"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."

by Crispy M. June 22, 2017

Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.

I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023

Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

by MoonToast September 20, 2021

procrasturbate

Procrastinating by masturbation.

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.

by zaea January 22, 2013

Procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a way of procreation

Procr-eation
m-asturbation

"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."

by Kranken July 29, 2012