Hackermeyer's definitions

Neli

(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought.

Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).

T/B = N

Shana spent 44 minutes in Science class, and stared out the window 4 times.

4/44 = 11 Ne
11 Nelis

by Hackermeyer April 2, 2009

Jean Snap

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.

Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!

Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!

by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008

Bid Chicken

A term used with sites like ebay that means to bid over the minimun, but under what you think someone has payed. This can be quite dangerous because if you estimate the other bidder's bid wrong, you may end up having to buy the item.

Jim like ebay so much that he decided to play a game of Bid Chicken. He bid $25.00 on pants, knowing the last bidder must have enetered at least $30.00.

by Hackermeyer February 8, 2009

Jersey Slide

A traffic incident usually only seen with Jersey Drivers in New Jersey. The action includes merging multiple lanes on the highway at once.

Damn! That out-of-state driver just ruined a perfect shot at a Jersey Slide

by Hackermeyer January 5, 2009

Emo

A very ironic subculture devoted to trying extremely hard and spending a lot of money to fit one cookie-cutter emo mentality, then denying (strongly denying that is) that you are emo to anyone who asks.

{Person approaches a kid with two studded belts, red/black hair, Hawthorne Heights tee shirt and black skinny jeans}

"Hey, are you like emo or something?"
"No, fuck emo. Don't label me, I'm not emo, I'm an indiv-"
"I don't care..."

by Hackermeyer January 10, 2010

Obso-word

Words in Urban Dictionary that will never see conversation, words made up out of boredom.

Words like hostage lunch, rabbit choker, vylicious and Obso-word, will simply never be used in any conversation.

As with most Urban Dictionary words, it is made from two words: Obsolete + Word.

Jak :: Dood! I just submitted 12 awesome words to Urban Dictionary!
Nick :: Great, do you think anyone will actually ever use them in a civil conversation?

Jak :: Uhmmmmm.....
<User "Jak" has signed off>
/Nick/ :: That's what's called an "Obso-word"
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"Obso-word" is actually an obso-word itself!

by Hackermeyer June 22, 2009

Third World Snack

A largely unknown brand of snack food or snacks.

Do you have any Lays Chips?
No but I have Pazz Chips.
What are they?
Oh, there a Third World Snack.

by Hackermeyer January 5, 2009