A traffic incident usually only seen with Jersey Drivers in New Jersey. The action includes merging multiple lanes on the highway at once.
by Hackermeyer January 05, 2009

A very ironic subculture devoted to trying extremely hard and spending a lot of money to fit one cookie-cutter emo mentality, then denying (strongly denying that is) that you are emo to anyone who asks.
{Person approaches a kid with two studded belts, red/black hair, Hawthorne Heights tee shirt and black skinny jeans}
"Hey, are you like emo or something?"
"No, fuck emo. Don't label me, I'm not emo, I'm an indiv-"
"I don't care..."
"Hey, are you like emo or something?"
"No, fuck emo. Don't label me, I'm not emo, I'm an indiv-"
"I don't care..."
by Hackermeyer January 10, 2010

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.
"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
by Hackermeyer April 04, 2009

In a combat sport like paintball or airsoft, or First Person Shooter like Call of Duty or Brothers In Arms, a person (usually a sniper or camper) who stays behind or takes refuge behind or near a tree. Conied by the US Army Sniper School.
by Hackermeyer March 29, 2009

Words in Urban Dictionary that will never see conversation, words made up out of boredom.
Words like hostage lunch, rabbit choker, vylicious and Obso-word, will simply never be used in any conversation.
As with most Urban Dictionary words, it is made from two words: Obsolete + Word.
Words like hostage lunch, rabbit choker, vylicious and Obso-word, will simply never be used in any conversation.
As with most Urban Dictionary words, it is made from two words: Obsolete + Word.
Jak :: Dood! I just submitted 12 awesome words to Urban Dictionary!
Nick :: Great, do you think anyone will actually ever use them in a civil conversation?
Jak :: Uhmmmmm.....
<User "Jak" has signed off>
/Nick/ :: That's what's called an "Obso-word"
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"Obso-word" is actually an obso-word itself!
Nick :: Great, do you think anyone will actually ever use them in a civil conversation?
Jak :: Uhmmmmm.....
<User "Jak" has signed off>
/Nick/ :: That's what's called an "Obso-word"
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"Obso-word" is actually an obso-word itself!
by Hackermeyer June 22, 2009

(unit of measure)(Ne-l'\ee/) A unit of measure that determines how bored a person is, usually in school. One Neli equals about 1/3 of a suicidal thought.
Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).
T/B = N
Formula for calculating Nelis:
Time immersed in class or activity (minutes) / Staring out of window, or blanking out (number of times).
T/B = N
by Hackermeyer April 02, 2009
