1 definition by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk

procrasturbation

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!

or

J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.

by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010