phonuter

Computerized phone

I that blackberry isn't a phonuter, I'll eat my berry.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

Phorange

Noun. The unnatural taste of artificially orange flavored medicine, or food items.

"Ick! This phorange cough medicine is awful."

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Phrump

the act of farting on a girls vagina making the "phrump" sound.

tryna phrump?

imma phrump you!

i phrumped emily so hard last night! it was amazing phrumpage.

by Rabbi Gruber December 7, 2011

Phorking

When you're supposed to be doing work, but instead choose to text people, or other stuff on your phone. (Phone working)

-Mom: "Son, are you working in there?"
-Son: "Yes mother!"
Actually, he was texting Jenny to see what she was doing, but he couldn't tell his mom he was phorking. She would be pissed.

by LOLCraft October 6, 2012

poorupted

What happens when you're pooing, or about to, and someone else walks in.

I wish the women's restroom was private because I hate being poorupted.

by cherrykot November 8, 2015

phoum

A soft round like object usually made of foam to emulate the appearance of a cake. Phoum is often used in bakeries to help bakers advertise there baking talents.

Laura used a Phoum cake to practice her piping.

Wow look at the Phoum cake! it almost looks real!

by WhenTheSkyGoesBlue July 24, 2016

Phonumdrum

The dilemma one experiences when deciding to answer a phone call from a phone number unknown to you.

Phone calls from a unknown number causes such a phonumdrum.

by GreekMan57 October 12, 2016