phonuter
Computerized phone
phonuter by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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Phonetercourse
Bill: Hows it going with that girl you went out with?
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.
Phonetercourse by maniacmixklutz February 12, 2009
phoneterruption
phoneterruption by No Interruption May 11, 2014
phonetervention
When your mother calls you on the phone to say hi, but ends up talking to you for hours about how you need to change course in life before everything goes to crap.
*Phone rings*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*
phonetervention by TwistedDane May 20, 2014
phonster
Phonster is a humanoid creature spotted around Atlantic Canada .
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.
Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.
One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.
Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.
Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.
One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.
Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.
phonster by Space kitten September 17, 2021
Phonetertubes
"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."
Phonetertubes by lonelocust January 14, 2009
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