An admirer of J. D. Vance
"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"
by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
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“Wow. Did you see the vice president berate Volodymyr Zelenskyy at the press conference yesterday?”
“Yeah, man, he was being such a Vancehole.”
“Yeah, man, he was being such a Vancehole.”
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I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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Get the Vance Pants mug.JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.
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