turdicorn

The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.

Take it from me buddy, dont 69 with a drunk chick, you might end up with a turdicorn

by Lenny and George April 13, 2010

Turdacity

To be rude, in an overwhelmingly turdish way. Reckless with a fecal overtone. Similar to audacity, but with turd.

"I cannot believe you had the Turdacity to take the last bathroom stall, you filthy cornhole monger"

by Mulba4ever March 15, 2009

Turdacadabra

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - the turd has pulled a 'turdacadabra' on you

Dude, I've been turdacadabra'd so many times recently! It's starting to get on my nerves!

by ben7777777 March 14, 2011

turdicle

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

Turdicane

When you come home and pets have pissed and turded inside

I got home and found a Turdicane about.

by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012

Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

Turdacious

The act of being a turd.

Man, Peter is so turdacious sometimes.

by SimplyRidiculous September 6, 2016