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not bloody likely
"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"
by Harley February 05, 2004
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)
by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011
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We need to find a way how to escape from this place.
Fat chance.
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by BlackPohatu October 10, 2016
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The opportunity to have sex with a overweight individual.
That heifer over there is giving you the eye, now's your fat chance.
by nucleus May 31, 2004
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