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not bloody likely
"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"
by Harley February 05, 2004
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Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)
by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011
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We need to find a way how to escape from this place.
Fat chance.
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by BlackPohatu October 10, 2016
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The opportunity to have sex with a overweight individual.
That heifer over there is giving you the eye, now's your fat chance.
by nucleus May 31, 2004
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