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Turdicus 

TURDICUS! GOD OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!

His followers are called Fecites. Are you one of them?
"PRAISE TO DA LAWD! TURDICUS CLEANED ME OUT!"
Turdicus by TURDICUS August 31, 2011
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tardicus 

Someone who does or says really random, stupid things. Usually a tardicus will do those stupid things on a daily basis as if it were some type of habit or hobby. Also, a tardicus' absurd behavior will interupt your day. This word is taken from the word " 'tard" which comes from the word "retard" meaning "to slow down" (The -cus is just to add insult to injury and flair to the term).
victim#34:"Did you see that woman skipping through the food court singing the theme to "Hannah Montana"?
victim#35:"Yeah! she's really slowing my day down! SHE'S SUCH A TARDICUS!"
tardicus by mattievh March 7, 2008

turdibus 

assumed latin form of the word "turd"
"oh turdibus, you are a legend"
turdibus by vicky_costa August 31, 2007
amalgamation of turning and radius. Used to describe the turning radius of a vehicle or object.
Check out the turdius of this beast/1/!
turdius by darva September 28, 2010

turdiculate 

turd ic ulate (n) the microscopic particles of a turd that give a fart that distinctive aroma.
Sandy walked into a cloud of turdiculates left by Taint.
turdiculate by Taint and Sandy August 3, 2007
Turdius is a fancy boi who has descended from the turd gods
Omg it’s turdius
Turdius by AndrewHackfruit June 18, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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