Turdical 

A turd that has more fat at the top than at the bottom that floats in the bowl in a vertical fashion, looking like Mr. Hankey.

I had a cheeseburger and a salad last night and this morning I shat out a turdical.

Turdical by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020

Turdical 

A whimsical turd.

A person who uses whimsy in an annoying manner, possibly on purpose.

My wife is a turdical.

On seeing someone who is singing and dancing in a clearly annoying manner, one should proclaim "turdical"

Turdical by Keo Von Strudelpants April 26, 2025

turdicle 

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

turdicle by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

Turdicane

When you come home and pets have pissed and turded inside

I got home and found a Turdicane about.

Turdicane by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012

turdiculate 

turd ic ulate (n) the microscopic particles of a turd that give a fart that distinctive aroma.

Sandy walked into a cloud of turdiculates left by Taint.

turdiculate by Taint and Sandy August 3, 2007

Turdicate 

Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.

Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'

Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'

Turdicate by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010

Turdicle 

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.

Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.

Turdicle by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023