trumpaigning 

the act of saying nothing appreciable, and then repeating it over and over, in pursuit of a political office

he spent the last five days trumpaigning and he never said anything new or meaningful

trumpaigning by i didnt know November 9, 2016

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

trumplings

Donald trumps mindless followers. They will usually agree with everything he has to say, despite not knowing what it actually means.

somebody needs to gives those trumplings up for adoption

trumplings by namerForRightness August 21, 2016

Peter's Road Trampoline 

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.

*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

Peter's Road Trampoline by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018

Trumpaganda 

Ideas or statements that are often false or exaggerated that are spread in order to help Donald Trump.

Hey man, stop spreading that trumpaganda, I'm for it.

Trumpaganda by FitLikeFred July 12, 2016

Trumpline

The trait of not having a jawline. Your fat face droops down and makes it look like you're just a large blob of spray tan and toupes.

Angie: OMG that girl Sidney totally has a trumpline !

Sierra: TRUE

Trumpline by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016

Chicken Skin Trampoline 

When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.

Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.

He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.

Chicken Skin Trampoline by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017