swaffeling

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.

Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.

by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

swaffle

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

swaffel

slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.

auwch, that dude just swaffelt me

by sander v May 15, 2008

swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Swafflecopter

Similar to the act of 'swaffling', except the motion of the penis is of a circular orientation, such as that of the blades of a helicopter, rather than side-to-side.

Mate, Charlie gave Jan such a brutal swafflecopter last night, I could see the bruises this morning!

You're such a swafflecopter.

by Cumnuggetz May 10, 2011

Skaffy

Widely used in Wales but seldom anywhere else, denotes cheapness or tackyness.

A: Can I borrow a quid please?
B: No way! That's my money!
A: You skaffy bastard.

by Tonemeister General October 20, 2010

Swaffelenbak

The process of going from door to door with a group of top-heavy-penissed individuals to swaffle unaware dooropeners.

Damn kids with your swaffelenbak! I hope my letterbox gives you herpes!

by Skatezofre June 2, 2008