forwards 

The act of going in the direction in front of you

"Turn left, turn right, then keep going forwards"

forwards by njgrkshwuirhafjdsnhfjdnafheua December 3, 2018

email forwards 

Email forwards tend to be generated by nincompoops. They seem to believe that email domains/businesses/ghosts can track your emails and see how many people you send them to.

Often people believe ill babies will get money from AOL. Or perhaps that sending it to 30 people will grant a wish of your choice, improve your luck and or sex life.

The worst part of this phenomenon is that many people believe it. Please don't join them.

"I didn't send this on, now I'm dead"

email forwards by sylvie May 29, 2004

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

1 step forwards, 3 steps back 

1. A very bad situation
2. The song by Olivia Rodrigo

1. Dude that situation was 1 step forwards, 3 steps back
2. Have you heard the song "1 step forwards, 3 steps back"?

1 step forwards, 3 steps back by Le bisexual pyrokinetic May 31, 2021

Turning your ski mask forwards

When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited

Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*

Turning your ski mask forwards by IsSyrupARock April 25, 2022

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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023