stressure

A combination of the two words 'stress' and 'pressure'. Being tense or anxious while under a large amount of pressure to perform tasks.

I'm so stressured.

by Ashley0000 November 22, 2010

Stressfully chilling

A verb used by students to describe the phenomenon of chilling (i.e watching shows, texting, sleeping etc) when there is work to be submitted really soon. Used so you don't have to tell your peers what EXACTLY you were doing and embarrass yourself.

Gabriella: Troy, why have you not submitted your term paper? You were totally free yesterday!
Troy: Hey, I was too busy stressfully chilling

by glitterglamsparkles September 22, 2016

Stressturbate

Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense

With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.

by MK1996 August 14, 2016

stressure

Someone who is simultaneously under extreme stress and pressure at the same time

So your house is being repossessed tomorrow and you need to have thesis finished as well, man you must be under a lot of stressure

by leimrod July 27, 2006

stressturbate

The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.

i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles

Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"

Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"

Guy 2: "Me too, me too"

by goldie911 September 10, 2013

stressure

When pressure and stress hit you all at once.

She's trying to coordinate her dating life with being a mom, so much stressure!

by RaisetheBar September 13, 2017

STRESSURED

Is a cross between stressed and pressured.When you are already stressed out and you are being pressured trying to finish a job on a timeline.My wife uses this word all the time.

My wife said that she is stressured trying to get all her work done.

by CyborKong April 9, 2006