pootle

To move leisurely, with or without purpose.

A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person

A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.

by Flaze July 20, 2008

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portelli-wagel breakup

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009

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pootertainment

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

by aimecc April 28, 2014

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Postell

A Postell (last name) is simply amazing! They are very sweet, sexy, athletic, funny, and blessed when it comes to how they are in bed and the size they are. They are great companions and are very loyal. If you are lucky enough to have a Postell then you better keep him

Met a Postell last night and it was the greates night I have ever had! Best sex too!

by They're all taken December 20, 2016

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Poopel Tower

The act of two people pooping at the same time, on the same toilet. Imagine a guy sitting on the toilet pooping, and a girl sitting on his lap pooping through the triangle hole his legs make with the toilet.

"Hey, Honey. I need to go drop a duece, do you want to go poopel tower it up?"

by curl_girl2 March 15, 2018

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