She Can Get It 

Usually said to or about someone who is really attractive and who you would have sexual relations with.

*Girl on the phone and texting a guy.

Girl on end of the phone - "Who you texting?
Girl on phone - "Oh, just Mark"
Girl on end of phone - "Oh well, Tell him I said 'Hi'"
Girl on phone - "Mark, Nicole said Hi"
Mark - "Nicole,... Oh SHE CAN GET IT!"

She Can Get It by boobies1996 November 27, 2011

I can't reach pink color 

What every single mobile game ad says EVEN WHEN THERE IS A PINK COLOR IN THERE

What I'm asking is:
Why pink?
Why are the owners of the game obsessed with the color pink?
What's the matter?
How do you reach the pink color when it's not even there?
Why does it say "I can't reach pink color" when they are currently doing something with a pink object?
And why does it say "I can't reach pink cube" when there are no pink cubes in the game?

"I can't reach pink color" types:
"I can't reach pink color"
"Only 1% can reach pink color"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink color"
"No one can reach pink color"
"Can you reach pink color?"
"I can't reach pink color :("
"I can't reach pink color 😥"
"I can't reach pink color 😭😭😭"
"I can't reach the pink (object)"
"Only 1% can reach pink (object)"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink (object)"
"No one can reach pink (object)"
"Can you reach pink (object)?"
"I can't reach pink (object) :("
"I can't reach pink (object) 😥"
"I can't reach pink (object) 😭😭😭"

I can't reach pink color by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

All You Can Eat Buffet 

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

All You Can Eat Buffet by SlopNChop October 30, 2017

I can't 

When enough is enough. The limit or breaking point in a situation.

Why is that fat troll engaged, and I don't even have a boyfriend. I can't!

I can't by JJFADS January 7, 2005

Too-Can-Chu 

Means the number "69" in the Chinese language.

Scott: How do you say 69 in Chinese?

Alyssa: Too-Can-Chu

Too-Can-Chu by runforestrun December 24, 2009

Trash can surprise 

The act of going to someone's house then proceding to take the garbage bag out of the can then taking a massive dump in the can. After this you can top it off with some throw up and urine to make a thick mess. Lastley you close the lid leaving to mix to soak for preferabley 2-3 hours in a hot climate. Hopefully this mix will cause who ever opens the can to also throw up in it incressing the stench. Similar to a mexican hot pocket

Dude i gave Ryan a trash can surprise after he went to sleep so it will be able to sit for a while.

Nice

Trash can surprise by swgmaster97 March 1, 2012

Two Can Van Damme 

Alt: Two Can Jackie Chan

A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!

Mate 1: Jim's been to hospital again!
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.

Two Can Van Damme by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012