Monkey Spackle 

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle.

"Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."

Monkey Spackle by lymric March 21, 2008

Monkey Hustled 

Depreciate the value of an item in order to make a quick buck

I monkey hustled my X Box 360 for fitty bones!

Monkey Hustled by CaseandGdog December 24, 2008

monkey marbles 

A slang name for the popular drinking game Beer Pong. Usually said in a thick Manchester Accent.

Oi, mates, anyone up fer a game a' monkey marbles!

monkey marbles by themobe27 June 11, 2009

Monkey Squall

The mating call sent out by young African-Americans to draw attention to themselves, show their territory, and to attract a mate via the loud music played in their cars.

One of the worst parts about summer in the hood is the constant monkey squalls.

Monkey Squall by L Richmond June 10, 2009

Monkey Swarm 

A Group of Hungry Swarming Teens; a Hive of Activity; Teens emigrating together from a hive to start a new colony elsewhere

Keep Your Hands Away from the Table the Monkey Swarm is feeding on Pizza!

Thank you for leaving me with the Monkey Swarm

I saw the Monkey Swarm at the mall

Monkey Swarm by Mother of Teens October 5, 2009

monkey chic 

The new fashion trend of wearing a monkey, or any monkey paraphanilia. Trend originated in NYC and is popular among hipsters and fashionistas alike. Best combined with blouses, pantaloons and/or bifocals.

Omg, did you see the monkey that Jen was wearing around her neck? It was tre monkey chic.

monkey chic by smoney99 October 14, 2009

monkey turpentine 

snow that falls on Christmas Eve (December 24th)

The fresh monkey turpentine excited the children who eagerly yearned for a white Christmas.

monkey turpentine by caitmar December 24, 2009