Tonsil Poo

The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.

Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.

by Doctorate of the words March 22, 2011

Tonsil Titties

when a girl gets hard nipples when she has tonsillitis

“damn livis nipples are so hard. she must have tonsil titties”

by Sheniqua Muckmed January 22, 2022

Tonsils the cat

Why

Jhon: why tonsils? Tonsils the cat

by Panko2009 May 22, 2021

Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.

The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.

"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

jiggle her tonsils

Slang for receiving a blow job

I didn’t get laid last night, but she let me jiggle her tonsils.

by HeavyDibber January 20, 2018

tonsil beer

when a guy nuts down your throat

"Im going to give her a tonsil beer"

by yoindiindi February 10, 2017