Highly Spastic

Someone or something existing in an extreme form of either grandeur or inferiority, bordering on the level of disbelief

"The 427 cubic inch V8 in that '69 Chevy Comaro is highly spastic"
"That there top fuel drag car is highly spastic"
"That Martin Bryant is one highly spastic individual"

by Batmayen February 8, 2024

Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay

Oh god I was turning the train spastic

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

Spastic T-rex

When your getting a blowy and you nut and they keep going and your arms go flailing and you make noises that sound like a retarded T-rex

Bro I was getting some sloppy last night and she made me do a spastic T-rex shit was insane

by Confused_Cephalopod June 25, 2025

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

Who decided to promote that spastic Russell? He can barely string a sentence together

by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022

Spastic Colan

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,

Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan

by anonymous June 13, 2022

spastic

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025