Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

schlonkarp

Someone who is too stupid to know what "schlonkarp" means.

Me: "You fucking schlonkarp"
Schlonkarp: "What the fuck is a schlonkarp"
Me: "Look it up"
Schlonkarp: "ok"
Schlonkarp: *dies from epic roast*

by absurdf March 29, 2021

schlomber

a very large cat

‘Hey, did you see Zack’s schlomber?’

‘Oh, you mean his huge ass cat?’

by shamefull June 19, 2021

schickerling

The opitomy of awesomeness. To describe a god and to rule over all. Talented and resourceful

Frank: Are you sure you dont have a Schickerling in you?

Susan: not that I know of
Frank: Would you like to? BOOM

by DSchick810529 July 12, 2021

Schloberknocked

The act(s) of being absolutly hammered beyond all comprehension.

YO! Tim is digging up past texts with his ex.
Oh not again, he must be absoultly Schloberknocked!

by Dr. Biggie Nut December 7, 2021

schlock bebe

That thing looks nice, it’s hangin low. Example nice schlock bebe bro !!!

She was sucking the schlock Bebe for days.

by Matty d otg July 7, 2022

Schlocktor

A pretentious individual with a PhD. who's amassed wealth and fame predominantly by inaccurately preaching about sciences outside their professional field of expertise to fundamentalists and zealots

Schlocktor Deepak Chopra, M.D., PhD. loves to confound evolutionary biology and quantum physics with mysticism to engage the spirit and numb the mind of his hopelessly problematic disciples.

by Ernest OyVey September 1, 2022