Bum kernel

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump

ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!

by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010

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patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

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kenaly

kenaly; emo, weird, understanding type of child. loves turtles.

"oh yeah, kenaly is that emo kid right?"

by kenuhlee March 14, 2017

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shy, delicate creature that often sunbathes in my garden. without sunglasses coz he feels kind of safe. (he is.) loves to play with me like i was a ball or something. acts intimidated when i kick it back though. i watch and study his body when he's here. lanky, raw-boned, pale, freckled, cute. with a hairy head almost like a hiding place but i can see his eyes so its all good. wonder what its like to be touched by him or what he feels like inside or the sounds he makes. maybe i should ask him over next time. would that be indecent. vulgar. for a shy, delicate one like me.

Kernaux is in my garden! He brought a trolley case this time. Not the small plastic bag that he usually has.
Kernaux! I am here!

by Krkič December 27, 2020

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