Hubert

A fat fag

Ohly shit Hubert is a fat fag

by HingstenTheGreat December 12, 2016

herbert

A simple person; someone who is not very intelligent; an idiot.

Don't stick your fingers in the socket, you herbert!

by Olga P. April 3, 2008

Herbert Moon

A recurring Character in the epilogue of RDR2 and the story of undead nightmare in RDR. Also, the most based human of the wild west to ever exist

"I'm Herbert MOOOOoooOOOooOOn"
-Herbert Moon

by Veroli October 13, 2022

Mr P Herbert

59 and still a fuck boy

Oi Mr P Herbert come here you fuck boy

by Mr P Herbert October 12, 2020

Herbert

the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.

"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"

by thedouchies May 18, 2009

herbert

the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.

Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert

by luckiepee-air January 14, 2011

herbert and melville

Boobs. Herbert being the right side and Melville his the counterpart to the left.

I had a lot of fun playing with Herbert and Melville last night.

by YaoMama October 15, 2003