Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009

crystal meh

A laboratory-manufactured "designer drug" that causes brief but intense feelings of indifference and ennui. Users describe the sensation as "sort of okay" and "not that great." Meh dealers can be found at Appelbees, Circuit City, and other locations that are kind of alright, but nothing to write home about. Wilmington, Delaware is the crystal meh capital of the East Coast.

The DEA considers crystal meh to be a mediocre threat to public health.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 7, 2008

crustache

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

shit crystals

When someone rips ass, the tiny molecules that fill the air that make the area stink. these tiny crystals that cannot be seen by human eye hold the smell of shit

Common jake why the fuck you have to fart now all your shit crystals are floating around the room

by fwdaddiction January 18, 2008

crustache

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

by BFish December 11, 2002

crystal pepsi

mmm.. clear pepsi drink. Why did they stop making it!!???

(me) hey.. im buying a case of crystal pepsi of ebay!
(person i was talking to).. yeah.. but GIMME SOME!!!

by whitetiger16 August 3, 2004

Chrystal

A rare beauty. She can take your breath away by a simple touch of her hand. Chrystal's love people and bend over backwards to make everyone happy. A tender lover and and fierce friend. Intelligent and witty, Chrystal could work for NASA or be a stand up comedian. Beware, for a Chrystal can be easily broken and has some trust issues. Sensitive and caring, she will always let you win her back. She is obsessed with clothes and has way too many. She enjoys going to coffee with a friend, puppies, and watching the world dance around her. She is a woman of strong faith and strong convictions. Chrystal can sing like an angel. There is not a shy bone in a Chrystal's body. Always making new friends where ever she goes, Chrystal is the life of the party. Many will fall in love with Chrystal, but in the end, she will only love one back.

"Hi my name is Chrystal and I rock at life".

by snowgoddess12 February 3, 2010