ancient meme

Technically A Meme You have Seen Before. Doesn't Matter if it is A Minute or a Second Ago. It is ancient.

Maurys: Y'all still Talk?
Mush: Nah
Maurys: Why though?
Mush: Nigga Tagged me in an Ancient Meme.
Maurys: I get You.

by Maurys Gaucho April 19, 2018

ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.

“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”

by BIG DADDY ESH December 27, 2020

ancient age fighter og

Sean green

Ancient age fighter og is here and old as hell

by Theonlykida July 21, 2022

ancientivity

The state of being so old that you think you can make up fancy sounding words to come across as erudite.

Jon's ancientivity is really showing in the way he writes his emails

by bryntannica July 8, 2022

The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.

I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.

by ellietonin October 24, 2025

Ancient voices

When the voices in your head come back, but they sound old as shit

I keep hearing ancient voices in my head

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017