Poops Position

Crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted poops back into your rectum. If you had to take a shit but couldn't, or just didn't want to, this would provide a temporary solution... most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.

I had to take a horacious dump when I was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so I assumed the poops position. I was a temporary fix but I've been shitting blood for a week.

by Danny the Manny 1 December 30, 2011

pomosexual

Pomosexual is a term popularized by sex-positive activists and writers Carol Queen and Lawrence Shimel in their 1997 Anthology "Pomosexuals: Challenging Assumptions about Gender and Sexuality". People who identify as Pomosexual are attempting to redefine, reassess and protest current essentialist-bound labels surrounding sexual orientation.

"What ARE you?"..."Excuse me?"..."Like...what ARE you?"..."I'm a human being, what does it look like?"..."yeah but...what ARE you?"...I'm POMOSEXUAL, okay!?!"

by GummiBarenGirl October 23, 2007

poopscicle

A frozen peice of poop on a stick. It is usualy enjoyed in the summer.

masterfieces

Coco:"hey pass me a poopscicle!"
Bob:"sure thing gangster!"

by tootie_frutie_cutie4_ever November 7, 2005

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

Poopshit

Possessing of characteristics socially defined and abnormally below average, ie. Stupid, retarded, moronic, idiotic.

Extreme below average I.Q.

Example 1:
Ryan Chambers' name is Poopshit.

Example 2:
Man 1: "Who is Poopshit?"
Man 2: "Ryan Chambers IS Poopshit!"

by Kyle July 21, 2004

poopshute

1: Used for depositing and defecation of waste.
2: Used by the gay man for sexual desires and carnal pleasures. See also brown eye.

Slam it in my poopshute meatball!

by Assmoter December 22, 2004

Poops

an ever changing word. It can mean many things. Poops referring to a girl is not necessarily to have a form of sex with. To poops a girl can mean different things in and of itself. It can mean that the girl is cute, that you did do something with them, that you would do something with them, etc. Someone’s poops is someone that they’re dating or hooking up with. To poops somewhere is to go somewhere. To say “yo poops” or any variation of it is a greeting to a fellow poopser.

Then poops has other words derived off of it.

"Would you poops?"
"What up poops"
"Poops out."
"I poopsed it."
"Lets poops to class."

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009