Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, who is now 25 years old and lives in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) Aug 26 (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
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1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
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1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."
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