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JihadSquad

(in Runescape) A character style, developed by Dakotamoth and Vocalists, in which your character wears a turban (any god mitre) and KO's anything he wants anytime he wants. During an innerclan war, Dakotamoth's team was known as the JihadSquad.
I am from the JihadSquad, and I am the only person that can shoot Chuck Norris.

The JihadSquad is going on a killing spree; you better log out IRL!
by Shawn3090 February 5, 2008
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Jihad Iqbal

Has Glibness and Superficial Charm, he will never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. He may appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used.He may dominate and humiliate their victims, he also has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing; also has, lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt, Shallow Emotion.Living on the edge, Callousness/Lack of Empathy. Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them. Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
jihad is a preety much a jihad iqbal
by yoyomaitup December 7, 2009
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Stoner Jihad

A fictional domestic terrorist cell located in a suburb of Dallas, Texas. These fearless freedom fighters live and die by the Stoner Jihad code that is to protect and benefit from the great cannabis plant.
Lets go smoke with some of those Stoner Jihad niggahs.
by Jordan the thunder penis July 26, 2008
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Love Jihad

A term which originated in India since most muslim guys there usually have hindu girlfriends and it is believed to be a part of Muslim conquest to lure hindu girls.
"Why do these gullible hindu girls fall for the katwas ? Bro Its all part of love jihad these muslim guys are hell bent on luring hindu girls."
by ashuuu June 21, 2018
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Jihad

Jihad in Islam means "struggle" either struggle of being a good muslim i.e not drinking or having pre marital sex or jihad as in 'holy war' IF and only IF non muslims are out to murder muslims and destroy Islamic beliefs. Then it is permissable in Islam to do holy war...
A muslim country living a peaceful life and if the enemies come to disturb the Islam religion(murder, enforcing their religion and beliefs) and peace can they fight and do Jihad
by ProUdToBeAmUSLiM July 6, 2007
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Oh my jihad

Expression / Idiom
Basic exclamation to follow any given statement. It is the evolved progression of the over used expression "Oh my god". Does not bear any religious significance.
Person 1: "Hey, the pizza delivery guy says he's going to take over an hour, and I'm freakin starving man!!"
Person 2: "Oh my jihad!"
by Lady Guinevere December 31, 2007
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jihad

Arabic Translation = Holy War
somehow they get "kill americans and jews and canadians and christians and europeans and clowns and doctors and soldiers and crippled people and computer technicians and coal miners and blind people and infants/toddlers and children and pre teens and teenagers and young adults and adults and women going through metapause and old men/all senior citizens..."
Iraqi 1: Jihad!
Iraqi 2: Down with the Americans, and clowns and doctors and computer technicians...
by Ozmaster Kolbsausage March 15, 2007
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