dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release with little chance of pregnancy.

My sisters husband and I spent the afternoon dry humping while she was at work.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

Car Humping

When someone is parked at a red light or a stop sign and another vehicle pulls up behind them from a distance of less than an inch to where it appears the cars could be having sex.

Randy fell victim of car humping and slapped around Jermaine until he backed his car off his ass.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Humping

The sexual act of pressing two body's together.

Jayden walks in to the room hopeful I act like I'm just giving her hug but unbuttoning her shirt she unzips my pants ( i was camando) we start taking each others clothes of. She grabbed my keegan I grabbed her ass and we started humping she started mouning then we vertical. I went wild.
She was mouning ang grouning we were happy.
Wear a condom. There only a buck get one beforeng then we went vertical. I went wild.
She was mouning ang grouning we were happy.
Wear a condom. There only a buck get one before you Get fucked.

by FYI October 14, 2012

clit humping

when a girl uses a guys flaccid member to get off. This mostly occurs after the man has came and no longer has a erection and the woman rides on top, pressing her clit into his head.

I totally let my girl hump me after we had sex. She grabbed me and started clit humping me.

by DarkLioness60 November 27, 2013

Dry humping

Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.

My boyfriend and I did some dry humping, making lots of noise on both our parts. Oo-er

by KatieKates992 August 4, 2009

Bamboo Humping

Bamboo Humping (verb): Part of Sexual Intercourse in which the female lays in a hammock while the male fiercly penetrates (the act of screwing) the female in the squating position. Known to induce incredibly strong loud orgasms.

hey, whats that sound, oh my goodness their bamboo humping!

by baboomshka November 16, 2006

humping the couch

To overtly perform an emotion, state-of-being or sentiment, when one has no direct experience with the thing performed. Inspired by Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah in May 2005. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. The act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture.

Those kids at the Phish concert drive BMWs and live in the suburbs, yet they dress like hippies. All their talk about world peace is just humping the couch if you ask me.

by Eric J. Gordon August 27, 2005