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Hitler Dick

An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
by Analkin May 25, 2022
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Super Hitler

A mysterious masked vigilante who has a toothbrush mustache very similar to the one Adolph Hitler had in WWII.
Usually seen wearing an entirely red costume with a black bullet-proof vest, although he has been seen wearing a black costume with a red bullet-proof vest, he also carries various weapons with him. He goes from city to city removing any form of crime and then leaving the area. He is in no way related to Adolph Hitler in any way he is known as Super Hitler simply because of his mustache. He goes by many other names some of the most common are: Grammar Nazi, Nazi Man, The Swastika, Speed Racist, The Apology and The Stache. He is actually kind not racist.
What's that in the sky. It's a bird, it's a German aircraft, no! it's SUPER HITLER!!!!
by timtimtim August 11, 2012
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Adolf Hitler

A famous German painter who killed Adolf Hitler.
Dude 1: "Bro did you know who killed Adolf Hitler ?"
Dude 2: "Of course bro it was Adolf Hitler"
by Terrachad November 18, 2022
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Hitler Bomb

An unnecessary reference to the acts of one Adolf Hitler in trying to make a completely trivial and unrelated argument.

Consequently, the dropper of the Hitler bomb renders their own argument impotent and looks like a complete fucking idiot.
"Killing Terri Schiavo is like Hitler killing millions of Jews"

"Watch the Hitler Bombs, moron"
by Apedrape June 30, 2005
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thick hitler

Placing your penis across someone's upper lip while giving a Nazi salute
When André passed out at the party, Aaron gave him a thick hitler and yelled "Sieg Heil!"
by werdsmith April 9, 2009
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Hitler

Hitler is well-known business man who's famous for selling mugs, t-shirts and magnets on UrbanDictionary.com.
To buy hitler mugs, tshirts and magnets click on the orange link above.
by awesome dicktionary April 21, 2010
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your literally hitler

Often used when your freind or some guy in a xbox party tries to get you to do something but you say no
Guy 1:ayo bro lets hop on warzone

Guy 2:nah i dont feel like it
Guy 1:if you dont your literally hitler

Guy 2 looks like im hitler than
by Thismofo79 March 2, 2022
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