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creamy friction

Creamy friction occurs when two people who love each other defecate simultaneously and then rub their unwiped butts together.
Joe and his wife express their marital bliss through repeated acts of creamy friction.
by Crick Midge March 29, 2015
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Fish friction

When a fish has a lot of friction.
Wow there is a lot of fish with fish friction in the water.
by Mina smith February 16, 2018
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Irregular fraction

When the girls boobs are bigger than her butt
Man the other day I saw all these other chicks with big asses but there was this one irregular fraction with them.
by Lord Kingaling June 19, 2018
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schitz@ffectionate

(Adverb)//(v) schizaffection/:
1. The description of the love or affection from a schitzophrenic person *

(possibly) experiencing symptoms at the time..

2. The description of loving or being loved so unpredictably and unrealistically or obsessively that when acted upon appears crazy to anyone else.
1- "You must be getting a lot of schitz@ffection from your new bf you met in the psych ward," lol

2- "Wow baby, last night was so schitz@ffectionate!Us having sex after you stealing a ladder from a neighbor's yard and climbing in my window"
by Terrable twisted December 10, 2020
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Have you ever run a friction crane?

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023
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ghetto friction

eh yo fellas ghetto friction is when you rub up against someone and go all the way down to the floor and up but either you or your partner(s) has to have his/her face on the ground and succesfully make it up into an upright position
sweet silver sacajaweas!, jc and twaeqeesha just got on some of that ghetto friction up on the dance floor-back to yo block
by the jeepsta November 26, 2004
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frictionless

vacuous, ill-defined, unachievable
"This plan is totally frictionless."
by Brexit2016 March 2, 2018
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