foofing

when a male puts his genatalia between his legs so it looks like he has a fanny

"Richard Watters enjoys foofing, he is a sick fuck"

by . January 11, 2005

Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

forkin' spoon

Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".

"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"

by A Blair Person February 7, 2009

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

forking

a funny prank. it isn't meant to piss people off. come on, when you think forks in your lawn do you think angry thoughts? if so...umm thats whack.

come on, lets go fork all of our friends lawns! it will be funny for everyone.

by your fellow forker April 10, 2005

forking

see fucking

Go forking figure.

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

forfitation

When someone or something quits a game or something

forfitation of a pillow fight.

by Dakota & Dylan August 4, 2007